butbehindcloseddoors:

jonxskellington:

Amazing.

omfg

So adorable!
dailyoddcompliment:

“Keep Looking”
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know? Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied. Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there. Me: We cool? Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub. Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown. Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful. Me: So...can I get out now? Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here. Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay? Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying. Every time.. Like now for example. (Source: manda, via onlylolgifs)

That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.

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Every time.. Like now for example.

(Source: manda, via onlylolgifs)

I wish I was skinny. All the time.